The second time we beat them in a rather exciting regular season game, and ended up needing that win to sneak into the playoffs.

Well by your logic, he'd be equally shitty if he'd had nothing to drink, since the guy's dead either way. He may as well have hacked him up with a chainsaw in your world.

Way late to the party but I have to say that Gravity Falls and Teen Titans Go made me so happy this past week. I know I said TTG was slumping but holy crap did they break out of it. Tie between Raven's Marisa Tomei impression and Starfire's wolf impression FTW, more on the marvelous Halloween ep next week. Gravity…

On the contrary, I practically started cold-calling drug dealers halfway through that Gravity Falls. I don't ever get freaked out by that kind of stuff, more by like interacting with strangers or waiting in line to piss.

I keep having a fantasy about slowly crushing Ted Cruz's head in a vice or something that will make a fun skull-cracking sound, I believe this means that I find his political agenda harmful.

I guess in order to enjoy most of these episodes you kind of have to at least sympathize with what they're saying. Like I'm not a libertarian and don't always agree 100%, but even when they build some absurd liberal straw man that can still be entertaining to me. I can take a joke and won't deny some of my Randy…

I'm usually a fan of weird, but something about this one confused me. Everything was like kinda funny and "huh?" at the same time. Especially the Cartman and Cupid Me stuff. It makes sense that Cartman is kinda gay for himself, somehow I just didn't find it all that funny. I guess I didn't hate this ep, but I found it…

Guys can we take this somewhere else? I mean I have an opinion, but I was kinda hoping y'all had more thoughts about last night's episode of South Park.

My plan for ever being on Jeopardy is to purposely have the most boring anecdote in the world, just to avoid making conversation with Trebek. "Yes, Alex. I play guitar sometimes. All kinds of music. I'm okay." The last thing I need is that mother fucker calling my girlfriend a dinosaur before getting laughed off the…

Yea and actually the vaguer alternate interpretation was how I felt right after watching it, but I think that was mostly to make myself feel better about what I'd seen. As you noted, accepting the uglier version as reality made it a more meaningful story.

whoa that's a lot. I dislike overly pugnacious comments anyways, but he kinda brought a wiffle bat to a bazooka fight there.

Yea but your second dates are more likely to involve coffin sex.

You might be talking about the film on a deeper level than I am. I literally just wanted to know like the basic plot: naomi watts hires a hitman to kill her former lover, dreams that she survived the hit and met a more successful version of naomi watts, then wakes up and kills herself. Maybe lots of other shit in the…

I kind of appreciated the movie more after looking up an explanatory blog, because the story is really not complicated, but seems in hindsight to be presented to the viewer in a deliberately confusing and disorienting way. Although I could see the explanation making the movie less exciting to some.

Meh. I think I've live-tweeted some things before, like the Parks and Rec finale or being at the DMV. I hardly care if it annoys anyone, it's not like my twitter feed is being broadcast into space.

On the contrary, I remember zero lines from this film, but have half a mind to start digging through the script for one just out of spite. GUYS WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MULHOLLAND DRIVE QUOTE??? #FAVMODRQUOTE

This movie makes me feel stupid mostly because I really enjoyed the first 90 minutes or so, which was then revealed to be an absurd farce. I mean it had the bumbling hitman, the sex scene, that weird boardroom part, and was just kinda cool overall.

OH WOW THAT’S A GREAT OFFER. HOW ABOUT INSTEAD I SHUFFLE THE FUNCTIONS OF EVERY HOLE IN YOUR FACE?

"Have we, the prisoners, become the wardens?"

No it's not baseball, but any game where points are scored for specific events (excludes figure skating etc) is still more of a science than an art. The problem with eschewing numbers is that you are now left with human judgement as your only resource. People talk about the "eye test" like that is some obviously…