I have a lot of varying U2 opinions, but damned if that little 2-bar solo isn't the best thing The Edge ever played.

+1 for me having no idea where that was going.

While definitely the worst, 3 is the only one that's not quite beaten to death yet.

Gravity Falls - MABELLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO asdwqrewqyteqyw#@)$@Y%#!#%#%)*&%#! AHHH BILL YOU DICK
Gumball - Fuck there was new gumball last week?!? This new one-show-a-week CN thing is wearing out its welcome for me, I miss new cartoon Thursdays.
Teen Titans Go - Was in a pretty bad slump until yesterday, but hey…

Fugazi - "Waiting Room"
Cream - "Badge"
A Tribe Called Quest - "Clap Your Hands"
Pavement - "Heaven Is a Truck"
Phish - "What's the Use?"
Weird Al Yankovich- "UHF"
U2 - "Hawkmoon 269"
Local H - "Half-Life"
King Missile - "Detachable Penis"
Primus - "Jilly's on Smack"
Grateful Dead - "Tennessee Jed"
Wu-Tang Clan - "Can It Be All…

Same here. It's more like …. "SALESmen!"

I'm sorry, Cocaine, but you are overrated in my book. Try to be more like MDMA.

Fuck the Tolerability Index for always shitting on seasonal fast food menu items. You assholes think you're so cool hating on the Halloween Whopper when clearly no one has tried it. It has A1 FLAVOR BAKED INTO THE BUN!!!

Mayor Dewey is my husbando.

I never said anyone didn't have the right to say whatever they want, I just don't have to listen to them.

certainly for my own benefit, yes. that's not really censorship though.

No were not! We just wanna get high like you guys. Seeking 420-friendly pot dealer.

"Wha- what'd you think, Morty? Life just developed on Earth by itself?"
"Hey, muchacho. Does your planet have wiper fluid yet, or are you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
"Ohhh…I do some pretty bad stuff." "HOHH I BET YOU DO OLD TIMER!"
"So, do most people wear masks when they purge?" "I don't want to answer any…

The Berman/Dilfer booth was fucking unbearable. It seems like they're both okay at shouting prepared remarks from a teleprompter, but otherwise neither of them can speak in a normal conversational tone or cadence.

Despite posting the lowest score in either league, I'm still pissed that I lost because Frank Gore randomly fumbled on the 1 without being touched.

Followed by, "feel free to right me back!" for a devastating combo.

I feel like I've seen more attractive trans women than Caitlyn Jenner.

I liked how the hamster in a butt was immediately bored by the Personal Space show, but the aliens behind him were cheering like idiots.

This one wasn't as quotable, I will admit, but it certainly amused me. "Eat some fucking shit you stupid bitch! Haha, just kidding."

The best helmet design belongs to the Pittsburgh Steelers. I feel rather strongly about this.