Totally agree on Al Michael's sly gambling references, but can we all agree to call it Ballghazi please? The -gate suffix is annoying enough when it doesn't result in such a nauseating internal rhyme scheme.

Do the networks even realize what a sucker punch that second commercial break is? Probably. I bet all those corporate fat cats fight over whose ad gets to break the "PSYCHE! MORE COMMERCIALS!" news to fans who just sprinted off the crapper.

I hate to agree with you but the Giants did not look impressive last week. Giants D will probably account for their awfulness by stacking the box and making Cousins beat them. The Skins can win if Cousins does that (which I'll believe when I see) or if they can run through the Giants' 8 man fronts. The latter is more…

TAB is also the acronym for Trey Anastasio Band *mushroom cloud goes off in head*

Thanks, this is potentially useful, but doesn't it actually take you more effort to explain how you did it? Otherwise some hot shot might be like WELL YOU JUST TYPED <b> AND IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING DUMMY! Still I do like coding tricks, so that is appreciated.

Cans we go back to boob puns please? Enough with the metal humor.

But "facists who aren't worth talking to" actually exist on both sides. They are the problem. And while all of us are guilty of close-mindedness sometimes, it's not any better to allow asinine debates in the name of balance.

The New York Giants because…eh fuck it
*douses self in gasoline*
COME TO ME SWEET PAIN OF DEATH

I think I'm shipping Little Rick and Basket Case Raven, the two cutest cartoons I've ever seen. They are both so mother fucking adorable that it makes me want to kick a bunch of puppies.

RIP Dodecadork.
Died from laughing too hard at "Whip My Hair."

S-Songs!

Pretend downvote for Wild Honey Pie. Very funny, Dikachu.

I find myself somewhat weirded out by the gay Doug Funnie suggestion, and can't decide if I'm a horrible person as a result. I'm leaning towards yes, because I doubt I would care as much about Centaur Doug or Jehoviah's Witness Doug, both of which are obviously weirder.

I enjoyed this one, but it had a tendancy to explain itself a bit too much. Oddly my favorite part was all the self-centered Jerry's high-fiving each other.

It feels weird to even type this, but this joke was very similar to a Rob Schneider bit from SNL:

Calling athletes "bums" is very American. So Cutler is a bum (he is a dick too that's true). Also bad coaches get "fired" not "sacked."

Wait if HBO CEO of Tits is in than so am I. It would be my 5th league but whatever.

I could see it just because literally everyone is picking the dolphins -3.5 and that is usually a bad sign.

On a related note, when you type "phillies fan" into google, the first thing that comes up is "vomits on girl video."

When it comes to TD celebrations, I say ramp them up. Why the hell not, because it pisses off cranky old codgers? Good. Extra points for choreographed dance routines and elaborate shit like that.