Match point…touchdown…whatever…

Whaaa…

If he cared about his entrails so much, he should've picked a different sport!

BTW I think if I lived in ancient Rome, I would totally go to gladiator fights and shit like that. I'm not saying that if a Christians vs Lions league started up now, that I would condone it. But if no one else gave a shit in 100 B.C. then I doubt I'd be the first one clamoring for gladiator safety regulations. [oh…

I can still get excited for the games and forget about how shitty the NFL is as an institution. But I would rather get punched in the dick 50 times than watch Football Night in America. It is my view that NFL pregame shows are the nadir of all human expression, and NBC's is impressively the worst.

Ah thanks, this is why I like the AV Club more than the rest of the internet. I tried getting into YJ but it's probably not my thing (not enough fart jokes and such) but I have to say the animation was stunningly brilliant.

It's okay though, I'm actually from Jersey …umm wait I mean somewhere else fuck… but yea I just hate the Yankees for obvious reasons.

¡Cállate, Todd! Umm…good luck on your crusade?

Isn't, "on par with Uncle Grandpa" kinda like "on par with urethra cancer" in your book?

Mine is from the Teen Titans Go episode, "In and Out." It says that I'm a sarcastic nerd and who likes Raven.

Does the Dragon Ball Manga count as reading? Well it's really good and I usually hate comics. I didn't even know what a manga was until last week.

I will submit "Water and a Seat" by Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks (…seemed very AV Club-ish…also it rules)

I would literally fuck Kim Davis in exchange for her disappearance from the news (retroactive to include past news coverage).

Umm, I like the Nats, so…
*stabs Matt Williams voodoo doll*

My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential. Then he threw me off a building.

BOOM!

It's called: "Hey You, Don't Neglect Me In Your Memory" and Robin is Bender, BB is Johnson, and the rest of the characters whose names I forget are pretty obvious.

You'll probably hate her even more once her political views are revealed, that might be a season away I think.

I may well be jumping the gun, you'd think Texas wasn't terrible just because of the program. But ND did bring back two guys on offense I actually remember in Fuller and Ronnie Stanley, and Golson wasn't anything special at QB so I'm already optimistic that Zaire could be an upgrade.

Apparently I missed a whole Gumball block last week?!?!? And DVR didn't even bail me out, argh! I saw the one where they kept tricking each other into getting adopted, that was a nice ep. I expected the Richard's dad story to end up exactly like the Finn's dad story from Adventure Time so I was pleasantly surprised.