Was the “power struggle” a staring contest?

In all seriousness, I love these hires for the Lakers and am almost as excited for them as I was when they hired Magic. I should also probably note that I’m a Warriors fan.

this is the “why don’t they make the whole plane out of the black box??!?” of NBA analysis

Or that time Republicans stole a Presidential election. No, the other time. No, the other, other time.

This is incorrect because those people are always there, they just crawl up out of the sewers and whatnot to attend the game

I’m just here to say that I never realized Cincinnati was the same shape as Alaska and that it’s freaking me out.

It’s always been like this. Doesn’t matter if they win or lose, people are going to Cubs games to get shitfaced in the stadium and at the bars just steps away outside. There’s pretty much zero parking in that area, so people just get on the Red Line or take the bus there and back. The bars are overcrowded and the…

That’s especially odd since these smart TVs are listening to us anyways.  You’d think the microphone would have picked you up and relayed the message. 

I’ll never understand this kind of thing. Aldridge has been in the league 13 years and is a seven-time all star, but doesn’t know to foul down four with 30 seconds left unless he hears his coach tell him to? It doesn’t sound like a JR Amith situation where he didn’t know the score or time remaining, he just didn’t…

Masterfully done.

You mean that time they started a black QB on December 3, 2017 and then the coach and GM got fired on December 4, 2017? 

Long time Giants fan. Is it just me, or do Gettleman’s (and the Giants generally) justifications for doing things recently (like trading OBJ, picking Jones over Haskins) come off as racially coded? “Negative culture.” “Mature.” “Fiber.” Hmmmmmmmmmm. Like they get rid of Beckham for complaining that they lose too much…

Jones has all the right attributes: Will, Height, Intelligence, Tenacity, Eye-hand coordination.

I was gonna support the NCAA but they were 5 miles beyond my care radius so the NCAA can go fuck itself.

Bloody shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Oh hey everyone, look! Hockey-needs-to-get-serious-about-outlawing-fighting guy is here! Let’s listen and see what he has to say, I’m sure it’s gonna be riveting and novel ....

Turns out that Jack Harrison really does have some ankle breaker moves.

Albany already has a coach.

I was gonna make a Ty Lue joke in the comments EXCEPT THEY’RE REALLY GONNA DO IT HAHAHAHAHAHA

And for the third year in a row I was unaware of the existence of the Las Vegas Aces, and I kind of pay attention to womens’ basketball.