The answer is in the question

Wow. The Jags are so bad, they’re even having trouble handling the Bills. 

“SOCCER RECRUITS OU WILL NEVER SEE A MORE BEAUTIFUL PLACE

We all knew it was gonna be Florida, right?

How The Fuck Did So Many Teams Pass On Patrick Mahomes?

I won’t be happy until this guy is behind uneven bars

The league is in a bit of a no-win situation:

Is it me or does every “washed-up international soccer star” who comes to the MLS just completely dominate and is still waaaaaay better than anyone here?

Wayne Rooney’s achievement is even more impressive if you consider that he moved to a foreign country without even speaking the same language. 

True to form, Bono’s statement just showed up on my iPhone without me even wanting it.

+1 -1 finger.

he doesn’t have the shooting range for the modern game.

I once bet someone $5 that I could pound 5 Red Stripes.

Yes yes, Yankees fans learned how to be assholes from the media, definitely

The Red Sox play tomorrow. 

Rodgers should shut up & go quietly to the team owner to solve this, not air his grievances to the public.

This kid is bold. I could have been his body double at that age and I didn’t even take my shirt off at the swimming pool.

Right...because playing 90 in the DC heat and humidity and making a 50 yard run to make the key play is exactly the same as someone running a dozen steps after the 18th TV timeout. 

So... this guy 100% has the basketball yips, huh?