I don’t even have to see the autoplay videos because I’ve fixed my browser. But I just locked my work computer and a notification is on the screensaver about the thing playing, with an option to pause.

Deadspin’s bosses, turn this ridiculous shit off, it’s not making you money and it’s pissing off all your readers…

Maybe they would have been more aggressive with a better QB.

Couldn’t happen to a more deserving group of con artists, hypocrites, idiots, and perhaps maybe some decent people who got brainwashed by their parents.

Fixed! 

Joe Westworld

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

This is Matt’s Naomi Wolf moment.

I feel like there is more to this family.

“It takes you back to being a kid: You’re out there, you’re sloshing around and your shoes are full of water and mud,” Richard Sherman said. “It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day.”

Fantasy football is very popular.  You don’t need wild conspiracy theories like “L.A. Chargers fans exist” to explain these cheers.

Flores managed to pull it off at the end, but that was a scary moment there for the management.

Did you mean the Grand Junction Humpback Chubs?

The Brooklyn Cylones and the Staten Island Yankees have fantastic ballparks! Would be a real shame...

Sweet Jesus.  As someone who grew up in western NY, but who moved away (and away from baseball) - I haven’t thought about the NYPL in YEARS!  No one wants to go to Batavia for any reason, let alone to watch shitty baseball.  

They own the Houston market, which just so happens to be the 4th largest city and 7th largest media market in the US. The team is presently valued at $1.1B.

Negative batman. The worst thing that you can say about the Yankees is that they functionally created the disparate landscape of haves and have-nots across MLB that meant that they could maintain their iron-clad grip on success, and moreover that they are the active leaders in making sure that this landscape will…

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

“pay to build us a new stadium or we’re moving to LA.”

Now it's Teddy Bridgewine.