Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

When asked for comment, LeBron James replied, “who?”

She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone

Did anyone think to ask Tom if he just got on a bus by accident, got off in Philly, and is just wandering around confused?

Matt Damon will portray Lynch in the forthcoming film about the Seahawks running back, The Marshawn.