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MAGA: Motorcycles Are Going Away

Quoting the relevant passages for those who didn’t click through:

Our so-called leaders can’t take the country forward, can’t get anything done. Like children, they are. Trump has shown all this.

All these straight white men with their hard-ons for disruption can go eat a bag of dicks. 

Because he’s an idiot. Most of the illegal immigrants come into the US on visas and end up staying too long. He has no idea how the system works.

People must simply be stopped at the Border and told they cannot come into the U.S. illegally.

have tried to stay uninvolved with the Department of Justice and FBI (although I do not legally have to), because of the now totally discredited and very expensive Witch Hunt currently going on. But you do have to ask why the DOJ & FBI aren’t giving over requested documents?

My eyebrows have inches up my forehead with each report and are now somewhere near my hairline. 

I know.  Stitched a woman’s cervix shut?  Almost stitched a vagina closed?  I just crossed my legs and had a sympathetic menstrual cramp.

That sums up how I feel 24 hours a day. 

I think this pretty much sums my feelings up:

I can’t imagine people saying “We’d like to talk to you about your treatment of Jews. Have you considered not doing those things?”

Paraphrasing from a dirty hippy commenting on the Huckabee dining inconvenience:

This thread pretty much says it all for me (twitter link follows my screenshots):

Does anyone else avoid the DirecTV sales people like the plague at Walmart and Sam’s club? I will walk a quarter mile out of the way to not hear you ask me who my cable provider is. And don’t get me started that Att does not provide anything faster than 18mbps down in our town. God forbid they even attempt to be…

I recently had an AT&T store employee try the hard sell routine on me trying to get me to switch from FIOS to DirecTV...GIGABIT FIOS!!!! to DirecTV???!!