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MAGA: Motorcycles Are Going Away

Quoting the relevant passages for those who didn’t click through:

Our so-called leaders can’t take the country forward, can’t get anything done. Like children, they are. Trump has shown all this.

All these straight white men with their hard-ons for disruption can go eat a bag of dicks. 

Because he’s an idiot. Most of the illegal immigrants come into the US on visas and end up staying too long. He has no idea how the system works.

People must simply be stopped at the Border and told they cannot come into the U.S. illegally.

have tried to stay uninvolved with the Department of Justice and FBI (although I do not legally have to), because of the now totally discredited and very expensive Witch Hunt currently going on. But you do have to ask why the DOJ & FBI aren’t giving over requested documents?

My eyebrows have inches up my forehead with each report and are now somewhere near my hairline. 

I know.  Stitched a woman’s cervix shut?  Almost stitched a vagina closed?  I just crossed my legs and had a sympathetic menstrual cramp.

That sums up how I feel 24 hours a day. 

I think this pretty much sums my feelings up:

I can’t imagine people saying “We’d like to talk to you about your treatment of Jews. Have you considered not doing those things?”

Paraphrasing from a dirty hippy commenting on the Huckabee dining inconvenience:

Everyone who wants to vote doesn’t necessarily get to, though.

I’ve been saying “Iowans better like eating soy and seed corn, because we’re about to have an abundance of it as these tariffs hit hard.” Also, our governor is a Trump enabler and isn’t listening to anyone telling her that tough times are ahead for our farmers because of his trade war. People are already talking about…

This thread pretty much says it all for me (twitter link follows my screenshots):