Mine does dishwasher repair.

Isn’t her legal team also helping Centoya (I don’t think I spelled her name correctly) Brown get an appeal? She was the girl who was trafficked at like age 14, her pimp sold her to some disgusting 50 year old man, then she shot him and ran away and is serving a life sentence.

Also using both the first and third person in a single sentence - is this a new thing he’s doing now?

‘Bob Iger of ABC called Valerie Jarrett to let her know that “ABC does not tolerate comments like those” made by Roseanne Barr. Gee, he never called President Donald J. Trump to apologize for the HORRIBLE statements made and said about me on ABC. Maybe I just didn’t get the call?’

Can I just say that the dialog around this Kim K visit has been absolutely vile?

Whereas my cat’s trick is telling me she thinks that I should just call in sick.

I won’t believe it’s her until I see her holding up a newspaper with today’s date.

“I see the media is working overtime...”

I’m honestly surprised that either blood or oil didn’t drip out of those ducts.

Mine has super-hearing. He will sleep through thunderstorms and fireworks, but if he is visiting my upstairs neighbour, he will come running if I open a kitchen cupboard.

Mine too. Normally, this is the trap that ends badly for your hands, but my kitty just loves being pet on her belly, so this is actually an honest invitation!

I don’t really know why but I find her press conferences terrifying.

She was choking on her lies - not a tear in sight.

This x100000000000.

Fuck you Sarah, and your boss too.

Our shed machines prefer taking up the entire chair.

Since it’s the Ukraine maybe they threatened to send them to the cat Gulag.

This is what cats were meant to do, not work. We work, so they dont have to. Whoever is running this circus should be arrested immediately.

I trained my cat to do HVAC and washer/dryer units so these Ukranian broads can suck it

My cat has mastered that one too.