As much as I know better, it’s bizarre to me that this earthly goddess ever went through any kind of awkward or “feeling unpretty” stage. It’s hard to keep in mind that we’re all bozos on this bus.

I’m rocking braids right now but it took me forever to embrace my natural hair. Thinking I needed my hair to be bone straight to be pretty was so hard. I love my hair now, my fro is amazing. 

Ah Lupita! I just want her to keep talking, forever.

Caitlyn has always been a horrible parent. She abandoned her first set of kids to start a family with Brody’s mom. Then abandoned them when she meet Kris. She doesn’t seem to have a relationship with any of her kids now. She hasn’t met Kylie’s new baby and doesn’t speak to any of the Kardashians. I remember when the…

Sooooooo...does noone else find the part where Porter is a TWICE-divorced Mormon to be a pretty big clue that something is seriously wrong with him? My understanding is that Mormons don’t divorce, and to divorce twice before the age of forty....seems like a thing.

John Kelly then: “I remember when women were sacred”

Hmm...

But Chris Brown is a thug black man so it’s completely different.

Why don’t women report/speak?

Sometimes a monster like Nassar gets what what they deserve.

:(

I wish I believed in hell, because there sure as fuck isn’t any justice in this life.

You’re not supposed to collect all 900 anyway. You max out your inventory before 500. They only put 900 in there so that you’re bound to trip over the first 200 or so.

Very first AC collects flags, which gives you... a sense of achievement? At least you get a cape for collecting feathers in AC2, and not just any cape, but a cape that gets you killed quicker.

That’s a better example, honestly; they actually expect you to try and get all those feathers, not so with the seeds.

My favorite end game reward of all time was my first: the t-shirt in GTA Vice City that said “I completed Vice City and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”

What’s the point of climbing mount everest? You’ll just have to climb back down and there’s no trophy at the top.

And she has 2 years of probation. I hope the terms allow her to make normal teenage mistakes without being imprisoned again. Fuck

This is absolutely worth celebrating but don’t let the rage die down. She should never, ever have been punished in any way for this, to start with.

I... what?

Ordered to complete his GED? Did I read that right? How is that a prerequisite to getting this guy off the street and away from kids? Also, “May” end up going to prison? He made a sex tape with a kid! WTF is going on in that courtroom?