The leopards are coming for all your faces, assholes.

And also, it’s going to put off the Norwegians.

Pro-tip to the fucknuts at ICE: Picking up a 40+ year old white doctor with two decades-old legal dings is not going to make you look any less racist and is definitely not making you look like you’re out there rounding up ‘bad hombres’.

I don’t understand how he got a Super Bowl halftime show. He doesn’t have a large catalogue of hits to work with and arguably, Dick in a Box is his best work.

Oh-ho! You’ve got him there! I don’t know what the fuck his justification for trying to have you killed or arrested is, but if you want to pursue this and you have the time, a stroll down to your local police station during business hours and a polite request to speak to a detective might get the ball rolling. You…

You need to do something about this. I don’t know if your landlord had a mental break or is vindictive as hell but this needs to be documented and there need to be repercussions. Contact a local lawyer or tenant’s rights group, I’m not sure where you are but there should be someone near or in the closest city.…

I paid in cash every month so no electronic transfers to be had. But I have our entire text history going back to when I moved in. Most of the communication involved me telling him I’ve left the rent money for him or letting him know there was a problem in the place.

I am worried. I took a lot of pictures before I left of what was remaining in the apartment and the police warned my landlord about removing or damaging my items. But at this point I’m not sure that even matters to him.

Not to pile on, but I’d be worried that the items you left may be gone when you go back in a week, or damage to the dwelling. I would seek legal counsel. Good luck. Sorry this happened to you.

I’m in the middle of a move. I’ve lived at the place for a year. I gave my landlord notice at the beginning of the month that i would be moving. I haven’t been sleeping there since last weekend. I went there today to finish some packing and start cleaning up the place. My landlord was in the garage when I pulled into…

The light has gone out of my life.

I’m sorry about your health. Hope you feel better soon. The energy and solidarity at the march was amazing. Here is my sign (in light of the recent allegations regarding Trump’s affair)

Remind me again about how women’s rights are playing identity politics and they’re a distraction?

awwwww, booboo!!! My youngest and last has thrown himself wholeheartedly into 2year-old-hood and spends most of his time mooching food from everyone, demanding stuff, running around, and the only time he tolerates being held is if you’re toting him around like his own personal vehicle. I miss when he was just a little…

Because even little dogs need love too, here is Henri, in a wool sweater, having taken over Marzipan’s bed (she’s in her crate, taking a puppy nap). What he lacks in floof, he makes up in sad eyes.

Keep in mind that it’s likely part of his job here to reassure the public that the president is fit and perfectly capable of being president.

Word. That shot f’ing HURTS though! I’ve had it twice in two years (for the fetuses) and it’s just the absolute worst. My whole family was pissed I made them all get it last time.

This also seems like a good place to remind people to also get your TDAP booster if you’re older than 28 or 29, since it requires a booster every 10 years. You should do it regardless, but especially if you plan to be around babies.

She was pretty much poised to take over for Schlafly, wasn’t she? But then pretty much got scooped by Coulter who was more suited to the cruder swing the right wing media took in the Bush years.

Roiphe’s career has always been scolding feminists for doing anything. In 1994 she wrote “The Morning After,” about sexual harassment and rape on campus. It was about how women one college campuses were making victims of themselves, creating an atmosphere of fear, and shouldn’t be asking the government for social…