Having actually caught an intruder in my house and reacted in a way that I think most people would find ridiculous*, I’m generally reluctant to proclaim that anyone’s behavior in these sorts of scenarios is ridiculous. People act on instinct and what they do in a moment when adrenaline is clouding their judgment…

The South African legal system seems like absolute madness.

No, the Sun is at the center.

But...but those aren’t science, “they’re just formulas”...formulas that came out of the air by spontaneous generation.

Wait, I thought Hell was inside the earth.

The center is hollow and filled with nougaty goodness. Mmmm. Nougat.

Great. Do it. Bye Felicia.

Oh he ded.

Your first sentence is gold.

mel, i’ve had a couple nervous breakdowns. even was hospitalized for one.

I have my dead boyfriend’s dead father’s ashes in my attic and I too am stuck on what is the proper move with respect to Dead Ed, who I actually never met, yet here we are.

Send them to your favourite gop politician on their birthday.

The new wallpaper is flowers and listening devices.

“Hey does this coffee taste like alpha particles to you?”

Sorry, how does Moore’s wife think that revealing his history of sexual assault is an attack on her?

The white people, both liberals and conservatives, that rush to defend Nazis and the KKK on behalf of free speech haven’t been as vocal about this. Hmm.

It seems clear from her story that she wanted to avoid the kiss, and that he pushed her beyond what is normally expected and what she indicated she was comfortable with. I’m not an actor but I’m pretty sure tongue isn’t standard in onstage kisses. Also, it’s pretty common for dudes to write hot women into their scenes…

 Ezra Klein is completely wrong because the last year has shown that there’s absolutely no danger to this piece of shit. If anyone needs me, I’ll be binge drinking for the forseeable future.

Guys.

What I don’t understand is if Roy Moore is voted in, why would anyone - Republican or Democrat - not put Alabama last in line for everything.