DO NOT EVER PUT TESTER MAKEUP ON YOUR FACE!!! Jesus, we need a sign for this now???

Learn how to read, douchette. Someone suggested Jerry write a column, and he said not unless someone paid him; not that he needed cash to spill these beans.

This is what I came here for. Thank you, good sir.

He is stalking his own child. He needs to be stopped. It’s incredibly disturbing.

Examples include wearing a hoodie that reads “Shayla Rocks!” along with flying a banner over her school that says “No matter what, daddy loves you, Shayla.”

Makes me question the rumors about Katherine Heigl being difficult.

Yeah, unless an actor also got in trouble for violent behavior or drug addiction issues in real life I’ve always taken those stories of being difficult with a box of salt. I thought it meant they didn’t let themselves get walked all over and it looks like I was right.

And you know those assholes knew exactly what the “difficulty” was. She didn’t get arrested for anything on or off a set, never stopped production and I haven’t heard her co-stars say anything about her so what, exactly, could those execs think made her unemployable?More unemployable than, oh so many men with laundry…

#thatsweetrapemoney

She refused one million dollars...

White lives matter?

A cyanide pill made of lead administered via pistol

When Magic Mike came out, I didn’t get it at all because I don’t personally find Channing Tatum the least bit physically attractive. But since then I’ve seen interviews and other things with him, and the dude is hilariously self-deprecating and seems like a genuinely nice person. Suddenly he’s about 500 times more…

Clarence Thomas

Sir, you can’t climb that - no, it’s not “the best jungle gym ever” - no, Sir. You have to try to get a budget...GET DOWN FROM THERE RIGHT NOW MISTER OR YOU ARE GOING IN TIME OUT!!!

Oh, they’ll have their own abortion provider on retainer.

Sure, when the vast hordes of millions of apathetic people who also sit on the right side of history bother to take the 90 minutes out of their lives to vote these assholes out of office once and for all

As soon as abortions are illegal and women give up the right to vote.

Ban at 6 weeks*