I don’t where these lists of numbers get put together. I literally worked for a Democratic Super PAC years ago making these calls (in person and on the phone—I was a lot less pushy than most) and I’ve never gotten a call or a knock. 🤷🏻‍♀️

My mom went nuts on my baby shower. My partner and I are almost thirteen years in and we had a baby on purpose. She was like, okay, you’re never getting married. But BABY SHOWER!

Dude, it started a long time ago.

I love the comparison to old classics like Huck Finn. We’re not asking to revise old episodes of the Simpsons, but to make better new ones. Mark Twain wouldn’t write Huck Finn the same way, these days. He wanted to portray his black character sympathetically, but that meant something different back then.

You must not have children.

😐

I didn’t know insulting hair thickness was so big. I have thin hair. I’m going through post partum hair loss. 🤷🏻‍♀️

“Too soon.” and “Don’t politicize this tragedy.” are just shitty things shitty people say to get everyone to wait until the news cycle moves on.

I thought the joke was a Mean Girls reference about one’s hair being a vessel for secrets.

Exactly. He doesn’t think I’m equal to him, so why should I reward his self importance by listening to him and seeking his approval?

🙄

Yeah, okay. Bring it on.

I was deeply creeped out by Ren and Stimpy even as a child. I mostly watched it because my friends did. My mom, who was still in her twenties and hosting parties like all the time, didn’t like it and didn’t like me watching it. And that’s the first run of the show.

I did the same... woof.

That’s not what he’s saying. He points out that anyone with a gun in an active shooter situation is a target when the police arrive on the scene.

Agreed. I read his comments last week and expected to be offended, but I wound up agreeing with him.

Lol, I was thinking the same thing. I thought, “poor kid, I hope he at least takes after his mother’s looks.”

Lol, I just noticed I accidentally pasted knitting instructions.

It really seems to ignore the fact that not all Canadians are white *right now* and seems to imply that Canada can’t honor them for their accomplishments.The single stitch (yo) indicates previous color.

Man, I miss Billy Mays...