I had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Meguiar in about 2008 or 2009 at their shop in Santa Ana. Back when I owned a Matrix (XR, 2004, POS), the Matrix forum I was apart of let us know that they were putting on a clinic about how to clean your car (with their products) and that it was totally free, and there would be…

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Hey just curious, are star counts down for everyone or has my phone gone weird?

And the suggestive, vulgar, and violent lyrics of Country & Western music, I’ll tell you what. What with the “boots up your ass” and all of the day-drinking and bodies like backgrouds and such.

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

Many will be tempted to get caught up in the critique (pos or neg) of life choices, but really, the underlying message here is how much it uplifts the spirit when people act selflessly towards another. We all need to know someone cares about us in the world.

Ummm ok? It’s still incredibly inappropriate for someone with no relationship to said child to call them a “pissant” on a regional radio station.

To be fair, it is actually racist in every single context - as much as people want to try and pretend it’s not.

Did somebody say, “Killer body shots?!”

You’re right and I would give MSU four business days to get it fixed.

If the Miller family gets another bill after, say, this Friday, then bulldoze the MSU Sports Clinic.

THERE IS NO GOD

The S-Class is like a cocoon of fanciness; you go inside and emerge with better, finer tastes.

I present the Dodge Caravan Turbo:

The badge is fine, but the placement sucks:

“I’m intrigued by your ideas Jerry, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.”

- Roy Moore

“Fuckin’ millennials.” — Jerry Stackhouse

Bortles-Foles is the Super Bowl match-up we deserve.

A Grand Marquis. Once someone learns how to drive one they’ll be able to drive anything smaller than it with no issue - add on their reliability and the ease of working on them, and you’ve got a good contender IMO.

Last week I got tacos from the cafeteria in the basement at work. As I’m leaving there’s a little island with condiments, napkins, utensils, etc. and I decided to check what condiments were there. A1, bbq sauce, ketchup, mustard, and hot/buffalo sauce were available. None of these would be good with tacos but I…