I got your equivalent right here

He hit the dude with the helmet so hard I think the Texans are signing Odor as a wide receiver for their next game against the Titans.

The other teams never had a chance once they jumped out to an early lead.

I laughed.

But at least they are not bankrupt like Gawker.

We can tell because you don’t seem to have any idea how appeals courts function.

Well, I hear ADHD is almost nonexistent at Hitler Schools.

Not since the fight with Nate Diaz have we seen such a mick drop.

After the fumble, Cam frantically swam to the edge of the pool to avoid injury.

“I hate guns”... “ but eating hundreds of painkillers and putting a bounty on Brett Farve’s head and late hitting him till he retires is A.O.K. by me.

That Bummy put a real nice stroke on that dong.

She’s a teenager. Teenagers make stupid decisions. Chill the fuck out.

The cops must have been practicing nabbing Wambachs with their T-16s back home.

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

Shut the fuck up.

Stop. That’s how cops speak to everyone.

I think the secret villain in this story is Giant Black Rectangle.

That’s actually a LARPing video. Carson was prepping a fireball spell, when level 14 bezerker Grudenstein came in with his nerf axe of amazement +3.

Anyone else see this gem on twitter?