eh, pulisic did a little bit on that goal i guess, but it was mostly created by US youth soccer

When asked if he actually committed the incident, Papa said...

Better racism, better baseball.

Don’t worry. The coach ended up getting what he deserved when he later found pee-pee in his Coke.

You can’t really dress up as an Indian or cowboy anymore, and recently a lot of the public has turned on the police. There just aren’t a lot of good options left.

Meanwhile, over at Jalopnik:

One notable aspect of Bill Paxton’s life is that he was in attendance on a rainy morning in Fort Worth to see the final public address of John F. Kennedy. After speaking outside the Hotel Texas and addressing the FW CoC inside, Kennedy boarded AF1 for a 10-15 minute flight over to Love Field. And we all know what…

Are those more Plumlees?

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

Americans are so precious, and this Drew rant to open the Jambaroo is emblematic of it. Oh my God the sky is falling, life has never ever been this miserable for people anywhere ever!!!!!! Ask some Native Americans how the arc of history has been working out for them under “sane” Presidents of the United States. Or…

If the two stars publicly humiliate the other guys on the team then standing up for them privately doesn’t do much. Wade and Butler went public. It requires a public response from anyone on the team that feels the need to call them out. I don’t see any issue with Rondo doing this.

These fucking union vultures always trying to pick the bones clean of these poor, overburdened small business owners.

More like “Trystcuits”

That fact doesn’t make him the popular choice. That makes him the choice that was gerrymandered in. As a republican, I know this as fact. Why don’t you?

Massachusetts is also one of only two states where Clinton won every county.

Home Depot vs. Home Despot

In Soviet Russia Defense Hardens You.

He should have known the kale wasn’t good. KALE AIN’T PLAYED NOBODY, PAWWWLLLL

Laugh now, but let’s see who wins a SAG award in the best shorts category.