Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

“This is fine.”

“A student called me ‘Nutella’ and I told my after-school teacher and she said it wasn’t racist and she made me write the definition of racist,” Nasir told KIRO.

Pretty sure this adequately describes our current administration...

Is there vomit on your sweater already, mom’s spaghetti?

BRING HIM UP!

When to pull your weapon: when your life or the life of others is in jeopardy and you may need to employ lethal force.

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

PBS makes some good shit, watched a ton of their stuff on on Netflix. It would be a real shame if a bunch of immoral greedy fucks were to defund it.

Trying to reconcile these two statements, made back to back in the video.

This makes me all warm and tingly.

There are anti-dog trolls now?

Man, you had “Dazed and Contused” *right there*.

Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said.