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Yeah, we’re talking about humanity here. Killing people is pretty much a requirement to having loyal followers.

Dude, if your snow making machine is in the closet, then yeah, by all means, it should be able to come out. It’s fucking 2016, after all. No reason for anyone to be in the closet anymore.

“the actions of our troopers clearly did not violate established procedures or tactics”

“snow-making machine”

Nepotism? Schmepotism! Depp-Otism!

Who said anything about solving their problems? The problem I’m looking to solve here is about my income. Or lack thereof.

OK, that does it. I’m buying a track and a snow-making machine and opening a winter driving school for Southerners. This is not rocket surgery, people. Driving in snow is like anything else: It can be mastered by anyone who simply practices at it.

Not that I have any fucks to give about Madonna but...wasn’t she married first to Sean Penn, who allegedly beat her up? That’s pretty cunty, IMHO. Who’s to say she wasn’t referring to him and not Ritchie?

Even before her husband was president, she sat on the board of Wal Mart.

But the emails weren’t on a private server, so this is all ok.

Get a Flickr account.

“And then some stuff about Ronald Reagan and how he threatened to nuke Tehran traded arms for hostages with Ayatollah Khomeini that one time. and the Iranians took more hostages.”

Oh, shit. I hope Kristy McNichol never kills anyone.

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Are you sure Ben Kingsley wants to do another movie about an underground break-in into safe deposit boxes? Let’s ask him and see what he sa

“Do you know what your sin is?”

That’s just Kira Van lite. Overbuilt and overdone.

Fabulous Max!

Ask Phil Collins.

I never play the lottery unless the jackpot is at least $100 million. And then I just get one ticket, on the principle that if there is a god, and he wants me to win, I only need one ticket, and if he does’nt want me to win, buying more than one won’t help. With a $1.3 billion jackpot, I’ll be buying 10 tickets,

Skipping lunch seems like a good way to save bread.