The point of asking why people think they “need” a firearm is because there’s a discussion going on as to regards whether or not certain people should be allowed to possess them. This does not apply to food, shelter, tvs, or anything else which is not a deadly weapon, because nobody uses any of those items to commit…

If you don’t know the difference between a gun and a tv I’d have to say there’s a lot you don’t get.

Whenever I need to read about serious feminist issues, I come here to Jezebel and see story after story about the Kardashians.

When I can kill dozens of people with my tv from a distance, then re-load it and kill dozens more, you will be perfectly justified to ask me why I “need” my tv.

I would say that’s the lamest excuse in the world for having a deadly weapon. Such an arguement reveals one to have the mindset of a spoiled child, which is exactly the opposite of the maturity and responsibility required to bear arms.

Who the fuck cares?

Because being poor and black excuses everything.

This is kinda scary. I mean, it gives me the Willys.

Don’t forget to keep a fire extinguisher handy by your bed. If someone breaks in, spraying them in the face will blind them or at least force them to close their eyes. Next you kneecap ‘em, then bust them upside the head with the canister.

Seems to me like the ones who are ok with rape are staying there.

1865 is less than two centuries, fyi.

Looks like the perfect car for that family vacation road trip to Wally World.

Oh, please. All Republicans like to say we need better jobs and wages, and that the way to achieve them is simply to lower/eliminate taxes on the rich and corporations, and to gut regulations. This has been their agenda for a hundred years and more.

My plan is to open a Vietnamese restaurant staffed enteirely by Caucasians.

Well, at least you can count on HAL to open the garage bay doors for a fellow machine.

I hope Mr. Musk is also working on some sort of a Basic Garaunteed Income type of scheme as well, as driverless vehicles will wipe out not merely millions, but tens of millions of jobs.

Nice to know J. Peterman still has cash to shell out for stale cake.

She told me she would always love me.

Oh, please.

Not off topic at all. The thought of having someone like Trump with the authority to launch nukes gives me cold chills.