I hope Mr. Musk is also working on some sort of a Basic Garaunteed Income type of scheme as well, as driverless vehicles will wipe out not merely millions, but tens of millions of jobs.

Nice to know J. Peterman still has cash to shell out for stale cake.

She told me she would always love me.

Oh, please.

Not off topic at all. The thought of having someone like Trump with the authority to launch nukes gives me cold chills.

The proper subject should not be Donald Trump, but rather the fact that a majority of Republicans are supporting bogotry and Fascism. If they didn’t have Trump to worship, they’d simply invent him. That’s the real issue here: A substantial, very vocal minority of voters have openly embraced Fascism.

If a bunch of smokers who are perfectly willing to give themselves cancer want to congregate and give each other cancer as well, who am I to tell them not to? It’s not like other people are going to be forced to participate.

What I want to see from the robot car crowd is support for basic income to replace all the jobs that robots will take. And that’s not just robot cars. The .001% will replace every worker they can with machines, and then hoard all the income from those machines if we let them.

Pizza Hut? Seriously? That’s like partnering with Taco Bell to study Mexican food. Is this a satire article?

If you ask a gun nut why he needs a gun, the answer is usually some variation on the theme of “I needs muh guns so the gubmint can’t come and take away muh gunz!”.

Now you’re doing the same thing by claiming “the left wants to ban guns” when in fact the vast majority of Americans favor tougher background checks and closing gun show and private sale loopholes that let criminals and the mentally ill legally avoid undergoing background checks.

No, Jenner got away with it for the same reason every other rich fucker does: Money.

Finally I get Friendzone somebody else for a change! I can’t wait to call him up to complain about the guy we do elect! And keep him on the hook so I can get him to buy me meals and do me favors!

So you admit that you’re just straight up being a dick. In front of everybody.

300 million Americans are all going bankrupt? All at once?

So, I’m eating leftover spaghetti, drinking Narragansett, and....

So, no more bankruptcy? Don’t tell me. Try telling it to Donald Trump.

Oh, so now creating jobs is “impossible”.

Oh, so because a few people were dumb enough to buy into the credit culture that the banks worked so hard to sell, no one should be bailed out except for the billionaires who crashed the economy?