Grand Total: $16,401.65

Yeah, I would totally join the Mobile Infantry just for those co-ed showers with her. The Bugs would eat me alive, and it would be worth it.

Ben Carson does not scare me.

You seem to forget that Linda McMahon ran for senate in CT and got her ass handed to her.

I like it.

Boo! Hess!

If we brought back slavery today, tomorrow Trump and his ilk would say that the slaves are overfed and their cabins are too cozy.

OK, I can see assigning a pregnant to desk duty to avoid liability, especially in the third trimester. But tollbooth duty? Yeah, nothing like massive doses of exhaust fumes for your baby!

That’s why my first comment on this story was:

Because hackers.

Paper ballots.

And Obamacare forces people to deal with those companies!

I’m not looking to repeal it per se, but here is my factual objection: Obamacare lacks a Public Option, but contains a mandate that we buy insurance from for-profit companies. This sets a terrible precedent. It paves the way for a privatization scheme that would eliminate Social Security and replace it with a mandate…

I don’t patronize Starbucks, but if I do, I’ll be sure to tell them my name is “Jesus and Mohammed were Gay Married by Buddha.

And am I the only one who thinks that someone who gets this worked up over a fucking coffee cup has no business being allowed to carry deadly weapons?

Yes, Starbucks has really gone off the grails this time.

If we took even half the money we spend on weapons and put it into solar, wind,hydro, geothermal, and conservation/efficiency, we could say goodbye to the Arabs and their oil. But the oil companies and weapons builders have bought congress, so here we are.

I don’t like the cold now, and reading this article makes me very, very glad not to be in the army.

“Kurt Russell” was the name of Disney’s beloved boyhood sled.

You had me right up until the hairy legs.