First it was Real Estate and House Flipping....

Have you been to New England this week?

And how many hours of trial/error/tinkering?

I'm a white man. I can fucking DANCE without rhythm.

Yeah, the second one. That has to be it.

As I say about every movie: Read the book.

Maybe so, but the haven't popped into my feed until about last week. And since last week I've been seeing them all over the place. Again, how does this shit work?

I have to admit, I clicked on this hoping that it would be about that douchebag in MA. who stiffed the pizza guy.

No, actually. I've been on the internet since 1999 without seeing any references to Dune, but now I've seen about half a dozen in the last week. All of them different, from different sources.

Why is the internet suddenly filled with Dune references all of a sudden?

No, if this is your attitude towards people who work very hard to bring you food, you clearly are a horrible, awful person. Go try working as a server for a while yourself before you judge others.

Well, I'm sure it is kind of a self-perpetuating topic, unfortunately.

Should have called the Secret Service and report him as a counterfeiter.

Oh, almost forgot....I'd go back to early Sci-Fi conventions in the fifties and point out all the wrong predictions that were made. Then I would go around telling them that the Soviet Union is going to collapse in 1990, just to be a troll. Then I'd have to explain to them what a troll is.

Meh. That's nothing. I'd go back to the moment of the Big Bang. With a fire extinguisher,

Given a time machine, my first stop would be New Mexico on July 16th, 1945. The Trinity Test, the first detonation of the Atomic Bomb. I'd find an all-night diner as close as possible to the test sight, and one second before the detonation I'd turn to the patron next to me and say "Pull my finger".

If only the "I save bread!" man had been there when you needed him....

How about Benedict Q. Cumberbatch?

So says the man with a warehouse full of Porsches.

The "H" stands for Harold. As in "Our Lord who art in heaven, Harold be his name".