Well, I'm sure it is kind of a self-perpetuating topic, unfortunately.

Should have called the Secret Service and report him as a counterfeiter.

Oh, almost forgot....I'd go back to early Sci-Fi conventions in the fifties and point out all the wrong predictions that were made. Then I would go around telling them that the Soviet Union is going to collapse in 1990, just to be a troll. Then I'd have to explain to them what a troll is.

Meh. That's nothing. I'd go back to the moment of the Big Bang. With a fire extinguisher,

Given a time machine, my first stop would be New Mexico on July 16th, 1945. The Trinity Test, the first detonation of the Atomic Bomb. I'd find an all-night diner as close as possible to the test sight, and one second before the detonation I'd turn to the patron next to me and say "Pull my finger".

If only the "I save bread!" man had been there when you needed him....

How about Benedict Q. Cumberbatch?

So says the man with a warehouse full of Porsches.

The "H" stands for Harold. As in "Our Lord who art in heaven, Harold be his name".

Reagan isnt here to keep sending them spare parts like he did back in the 80s.

The only thing more stupid and obnoxious than Limbaugh is his audience.

"Oh, that Truecoat, they put that on at the factory."

If they want to promote "patriotism" AND "respect for authority", the Founding Fathers must really confuse them. Probably better off skipping over that whole "American Revolution" thing, seeing how much patriotism conflicted with respect for the authority of Parliament and George III

Funny how nobody ever tells someone with cancer to just "snap out of it".

Ducking Fisgusting. Religion is a choice. Depression isn't.

I'll take your word for it. But I strongly suspect that the words "Native Idahoan Vegeterian" would break an oxymoronmeter, if such a device existed.

No, no, nodio. They way overplayed this song on the ray, ray, raydio. Phil Collins is the poster boy for what sucked about the ay, ay , 80's O.

You need to remember that the vast majority of Muslims, wherever they are, just want to go about their business, raise their families, and live in peace. Only a tiny minority of them are bloodthirsty extremists bent on world domination. In that respect, they are no different from Christians, Jews, Russians, and pretty…

It's a Miata!

Back in the day (July of 1988, to be precise) I traveled with some party buds to Maine to catch a Grateful Dead show. We were short on funds, and 50 k hippies invading the small town of Oxford Plains had stripped the store shelves pretty bare, but we did manage to score a couple pounds of sausage, a couple boxes of…