Shrimp tails are good.  

Just when you think that lady couldn’t be any more of a scumbag.  

Be more thirsty for approval, seriously...you’re not doing it hard enough.  

You couldn’t get 2/3 of the Senate.  You can’t get 2/3 of the Senate to agree that oral sex is pleasurable.  

Nice.  

This comment would have garnered you 250+ stars if Gawker still existed.  

Sometimes there are assholes in the same establishment, and those assholes are doing things that cannot be tolerated, like being aggressive towards women or other vulnerable people, and you gotta step up.

Look, Brett Kavanaugh instigated this one for stupid and frivolous reasons.... BUT bar fights are definitely common, and I have been in one or two or three or five myself.

I have been in one. I was at a gay bar with some gay friends of mine one night and 3 dudes stumbling home came across the group outside and started calling us all ‘fucking fags’ and my friends and I stepped up and demanded an apology. When they didn’t we threw down.

Wow

Or....and hear me out on this....you could choose not to go.

With China?  I think not.  

I mean, I see it both ways.  They have every right to buy military equipment from any other defense supplier not under sanctions.

You lost me at “drive down the Turnpike.”

Look, Manish Mehta is the worst beat writer in the league and I’m not here to defend him.

He won’t get confirmed.  

Ok, here’s the thing.  Technically the Fed do have the right to do this.  It’s interstate commerce (i.e. the thing that allowed the civil rights act to be applied to all 50 states).  I hate the fact that we can’t have NN anymore, but the law is on the side of the Trump admin here.  

Appointment by Black Guy.

Oh Jesus, you stepped right in it here.

Thank you.