Good to know you’re just as ignorant about addiction as you are about depression.

Well put. Also, it’s important to note that depression, or whatever specific diagnosis his demons manifested themselves as, often times has little or nothing to do with career success, romantic fulfilment, etc.

Go right to hell.

Ugh. No USA, no NL, no Italy. FML.

WITH THE SAFETY OFF TO BOOT! He did a back flip with a loaded, chambered, unsaftied gun down his butt crack.

The trigger here was Ivanka. I’m sure the Donald himself has said worse things about Eric and DJTJr, but when you start messing with his side piece, you’ve crossed the line.

This is 100% not true. If you have a lease it is your premises, and landlords cannot let anyone in without the consent of the resident.

I’m pulling for the Warriors just because I adore their style of play and I love Steph and KD, but God Damn I feel bad for LeBron.

Sigh. I miss this.

While that was obviously a stupid statement by that guy, it’s true American Muslims assimilate far better and faster than their European counterparts. I’m not sure why that is but it is true.

Lol, troll harder.

In fairness, he actually hasn’t done that yet.

I hate to be that guy, but you mean Quebec City right? Because Quebec still has, and has always had, the Canadiens.

With one notable exception, The Dave Change podcast, the Ringer definitely sucks.

Precisely why Chelsea Manning should go away forever.

I know. We don’t have the counter space for it though sadly.

It’s wilful congnitive dissonance, the same way Trump can say Obama is the founder of ISIS literally a day after he ordered drone strikes on ISIS.

I honestly don’t know how Splinter is related to such other, awesome editorial staffs such as TheRoot, Deadspin, Giz, and Jez.

Apropos of nothing, George Clinton, God bless him, still brings the MF house down at his shows, lo these many years later.

Ugh I know. Why do I keep coming here?