Sex is the thing you do to a woman other than your wife a few months before pressuring her to have an abortion.

Honestly, I am not pleased with the Darnold pick. I hope I’m wrong, but I just have a bad feeling.

It was a good episode of Silicon Valley this past week wasn’t it?

Let in linger on the palate a bit. Appreciate the feeling as long as you can.

What does it tell you that Nancy Pelosi is about as liberal as anyone in Congress and yet you find her too conservative?

They want a fucking house majority. Despite what you may think the vast majority of Americans, especially in purple states, are centrists. If you want to flip a seat from red to blue you aren’t gonna do it with a Splinter approved liberal running on a UBI platform.

Fair enough. But let’s stop giving him a cute nickname. Hamilton Nolan is a moron, worse still, a moron with opinions. I’m not gonna give him cutesy nicknames.

That is the truest thing I’ve ever read.

Not saying it was.

Have you ever had a really stupid friend that was totally on your side? This fucking asshole man.....

Me fail English? That unpoasible.

Look, Nixon wasn’t a good or even decent person. However it’s important to note that glasnost with China was among the most important and beneficial things an American president ever did.

Didn’t read the article, came here only to say Hamilton Nolan is a hack. To the extent that his takes are ever “right” it’s only by coincidence and/or obviousness.

Um, he’s from the Department of Commerce. Not the Chamber of Commerce. There’s a very significant difference.

You’re absolutely right. However I don’t have the counter space, and my cohabitation partner tends to be more a noodle girl than a rice girl (she’s chiu chow Malaysian- unless it’s nasi lemak or gai fan she doesn’t do rice). So it doesn’t seem like a trade off that makes sense.

For me definitely. Rice is a peculiar starch. Cooking it depends on the type of grain, the humidity, the altitude, etc.

Bernie Sanders is an old fool. He sucks, and you should realize that.

I’ll try this thanks.

Adequate rice is easy. Good rice is hard.

This is very, very clever, and funny. I chortled.