Albert this was an extremely good read. Unfortunately it’s going to be way funnier if she logs on to tweet about this article.

If I’m completely honest I don’t know what it would feel like were she to log on and go, huh what a good article, I will now log off. I guess hope that tomorrow might be better? That they might…

Feel like Bush has gotten away with this whole “redemption,” campaign, because of Cheney. So much of what Bush did, was legit Cheney in the shadows. At the time, Cheney was so ridiculously boring to focus on, that it made it easy for him to do shit while the rest of the world focused on something else.

Right, but to date Trump’s overall incompetence has prevented him from committing atrocities with the efficiency of Bush. He’s also a coward, which prevents him from committing our military in the way the likes of John Bolton would.

“ooooof just learned about george w bush”

Is that a dril tweet?

Because the only thing Trump does that Bush didn’t is say the quiet part loud and not know enough to get competent staff. After taking the presidency in a super non-democratic election, Bush staffed up with absolute war hawks and ghouls (who were into self enrichment as much as anyone in the Trump administration,…

yea

I don’t expect Ellen to give a shit about war crimes because...Well, she’s Ellen. But the fact that the Bush campaign specifically pushed state votes on banning gay marriage in the 2004 election as a way to turn out the Republican vote, MAYBE? It’s good to see that being rich and successful is the greatest tie that…

One thing to sit and appease a person you disagree with politically, another thing to sit and entertain the single, specific individual who destroyed the lives of millions and actively denied you the civil rights available to everyone else while establishing the conditions that helped introduce an even worse…

yes. honestly incredible you dipshits think this is a good comeback. 

It bothers me so much that she tried to deflect all the criticism with “Just be kind!” It’s such a chicken shit defense that doesn’t reckon at all with the criticism she received. “Oh, you’re mad about me, whose celebrity is inextricably linked with her sexuality, hanging out with a dude who pissed all over gay…

I believe that the Bush rehabilitation tour is only teaching the Republican party that all they have to do is install someone worse than the last guy. I’ve heard people who call themselves liberal who say with a straight face that they miss that chucklefuck, and when called out, say “well, he’s better than Trump!”

I feel vastly better informed for having read your response.

Proposed show titles:

Are you paying attention, USA Gymnastics, USA Swimming, Taekwondo, USOC, etc etc etc? This is what you’re supposed to do when someone sexually assaults your athletes.

If Rebekah isn’t sitting down for a tell-all TV interview with her idol Piers Morgan by the end of the month, I’ll be shocked.

Oh dear lord. The worst part of that might honestly be saying that Fyre Festival wasn’t funny. Yes it fucking was. 

While I suspect Gregg’s professionalism and strong moral compass wouldn’t allow him to review this, I look forward to Tim’s review.

The Ant Man review one is great, mainly because it’s reviewed alongside Fan4stic, which had a cameo by Tim Heidecker.

In America, what’s happening in Hong Kong is about an erosion of civil liberties, like free speech.