Maybe read the first sentence?

No, OP is correct - diarrhea is smooth. After all, you’d be shitting buckets of water too if you had to drink from that stuff.

I wonder what other boxers think of this? I mean maybe someone could send this article to Mayweather to see if he has any comment oh wait nevermind.

Lumpy sailing, then.

Well, the poops in the water means it won’t be COMPLETELY smooth sailing, you know?

It’s good to get the black eye of the event out of the way early! The rest of Rio 2016 should be smooth sailing from here!

Michelle Obama said that first?

“She came to the London Olympics when she was fifteen years old. She left an Olympic champion. As she arrives in Rio, Katie Ledecky is considered one of the most dominant swimmers in the world.”

Will there be a live stream of the olympic coverage? Probably on reddit, right? I’d like to see unedited footage of the athletes vomiting in the water if possible.

Yea dude! I totally know what you’re saying, I too am scared of women who are funnier, smarter and more successful than me. Don’t let all these dickheads who respect women get you down, bros like you and I know the secret to life is to put these uppity chicks in their place by demeaning them in the dumbest ways…

Congrats, you’re a goddamn idiot.

Bruh, only guys know how to bunt correctly.

I noticed a small detail in the photo that may change your mind:

No dumbass. As long as the hand that’s on the meat end of the bat is protected — as it is there — the chance of breaking her fingers is virtually nil, because no one is going to try to bunt a ball that’s pitched that far inside OTOH—Her hand there will prevent you from shoving that thing all the way up your ass, where…

Ahhh, the ole hate-fuck button. I sorely miss thee.

HOLY SHIT YOUR DICK IS HUGE

A) There’s nothing wrong with her form.

I understand the choice to get rid of downvoting comments, I really do. Can we make an exception here or maybe add a button so I can hate-fuck this comment?

This is so fucking stupid. I’M GLAD YOU CAN SPORTS GOOD, BRO