Seems weird an obese guy named “Skeeter” isn’t from Florida already...

Also:

Warheads logo.....with a rad beard.

My first thought was a fit Dan Conner....

Sentient old broccoli or this:

The extra fat is the only thing that might keep his spine and collarbone from being dispersed into their constituent atoms by week 3.

Maybe he's already wearing a flack jacket to become acclimated to the pummeling JJ game plan will get him.

Amen. No self-respecting Knicks player or fan will ever be a Mourning person.

Average age of Bahrain’s U-19 team: 27

But you are ok with us beating Spain?

Youth soccer is weird. Not always the best talent since most have moved up to U-23 already.

One of my favorite things about learning about other countries is finding out the myriad ways and reasons different nations hate each other. And which nation in a particular region is generally accepted to be “The Worst”.

“The Bahraini players seemed especially fond of trying to kick the Americans.”

+1 eye of the pyramid

Reports of Missing Mason Jar Coaches Hoping to Preserve Upcoming Pigskin Season

he threatened to call the White House and have them all fired — and made bizarre statements about Al Qaeda

“ acting unusual and making irrational statements.”

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.