One of my favorite images in modern football is of David Luiz’ giant hair flying in the wind as he furiously tracks back on an attacker that he’s inevitably let by him.

To be fair, I googled to figure out they were Elvis Costello references before I even noticed the twitter profile and was also stumped on the why at first.

It’s sad when high school football coaches in the South show more restraint than police officers.

The student’s name?

Moose already warned him

While I agree this is ridiculous, I do sympathize with the NFL’s dilemma. Nearly every Saturday night with my wife I have a release schedule extravaganza that I drag out as long as possible but in all honestly could be completed in 30 seconds.

The point is: Nothing. Leaking schedule details is beyond meaningless. Let your twitter cool off for 3 days.

And yet somehow *I* was the mediawhore/distraction.

you do realize it doesn't take that long...we are just avoiding doing all sorts of other tasks...smart phones/tablets have only made this 10x worse.

We get it all done while you are getting ready in the bathroom

Wow, the FIFA 15 graphics on Amateur mode look just like the real thing. I need to upgrade my PS3 stat.

No, you clear room in the basket for a blob. Damn amateur fry eaters.

Typical. Qatar sees glory in the buildup, while others are getting worked and dropping like flies on the pitch.

Is that the accepted photo filter for an ambulance shot? I thought Valencia was the norm.

I will also not dress for tonight’s game.

That picture really enhances my understanding of this fucking situation. Thanks Brad Ziemer! Also, is that an Instagram filter you used? Really sets the ominous mood.

The Canucks were naturally vague about Burrows’s injury, but said he won’t dress for tonight’s Game 4.

Something tells me that when that cop got done playing catch with the white kids he probably played tackle with a black kid.

“If we can’t play decent football in this town, nobody will.” - the 49ers

MvDonalds president concerned by this negative publicity. Still stands by deliciousness of trademark Big Miv sandwich.