Steve Balmer and his head are the very definition of Shaved Pussy Poetry.

How can he be a five-star recruit if he’s just Soso?

+1864

Well sure, man.

#whitepeopleproblems.

Georgians like to hear there’s nothing coming. If there’s one thing they hate, it’s getting burned.

They were planning to sign Tebow today, but were unable to get in touch with him.

[picks up phone; cancels all Monday guests]—

You could have just practiced and worked out, then nobody has to die.

Investigative reporting at its best.

Do we know with absolute certainty that these “beer” cups being chugged aren't actually piss cups?

If it makes you feel better, it looks like the authorities threw out the Driving While Black charge.

UCLA is said to now be courting Jamabo’s brother Notbad.

Jamabo may have been at Plano West’s senior prom earlier in the night. A photo uploaded to Twitter around 6 p.m. Saturday shows Jamabo in a suit posing with a date who’s wearing a long gown. She wrote it was “prom.” Jamabo retweeted the photo.

Baseball: unwritten rules, unwritten apologies.

I do not like/know shit about golf, but even I know that was an insane shot.

But where were the police while this person filmed in portrait?

thought the same thing. didn't even get tased!

I don’t understand why the police didn’t shoot him, or at least taze him and give him a good beating.
-Concerned American