Noted, but still works as an NCAA athletes don't actually learn shit from whatever University they attend joke.

But won't he miss out on that high level Texas A&M eduction?

this is pretty much the essence of Deadspin in one photo.

Saw your tweet. "Just took a dude out." So gay.

He's 7-1. How hard was that investigation for the cops?

His IMDB page says he has also played bit rolls as "Pop-Lockin' Pours Gatorade into Powerade Cups Boy" and "Bee-Boppin' Accidentally Wipes Own Face with Metta World Peace's Armpit Towel Boy."

Uh, if you can think of a food angle to the Charlie Hebdo massacre, so that I can cover it on my food blog called Foodspin, I'm all ears.

He's leveling a charge of bad journalism ethics at a magazine for ranking his restaurant lower than he'd like on its list of top places to eat in the DC area. That is about as clear an example of out-of-control entitlement as I can think of.

Which is #22 on the list. Which he feels he deserves better than, apparently because he's used to being higher than that. Which makes him sound entitled.

Misogynistic? Seriously? M had more lines in this film than the gentleman who previously played the role did in 20 films, and it was misogynistic? The women who end up dead are a recurring trope in Bond novels and films. It doesnt make it fun or funny but it is a dangerous world. The price for helping James is often…

It didn't blaze any new trails, that much I can easily agree upon. But to me, it was still an entertaining movie. Not everything needs to be groundbreaking to be thought of as good. I thought it was well-paced, respectably-acted, and had enough suspense to keep me in my seat for the 2 hours or so.

Florida man John Balmer was arrested at a Kmart and charged with possession of meth

I think he deserves enshrinement for showing us how Skyline Chili was invented.

Funny enough, I'm pretty sure most people see that as him doing just enough to be a master orator, which is why he's so poignant here, which is why it's an article on this website. Maybe you think it's blowhardish to wax poetic from behind a news desk, in which case I'd recommend First Take. Being the most articulate…

See? This. This gets at exactly what's wrong with all the outrage at Skip Bayless.

If you told most 20-somethings-who-get-shitfaced "I'll give you millions of dollars to not get shitfaced" they'd be sober for as long as the paychecks kept coming in.

OK, here's what I'm hoping to find out. Why is it irresponsible for Skip Bayless to say he thinks Johnny Manziel has a drinking problem, but not for others to say they think he doesn't have a drinking problem? Is the problem that it's wrong to speculate about a stranger's substance abuse, or is it that there's…

Correct. This is not normal, Barry.

Really not everybody that age is getting shitfaced enough to concern their friends and family. And, as someone else pointed out, many of those who do are already alcoholics.