Ah! Well. Nevertheless,

It sounded enough like cheering for the TV announcers to comment on it and for the Raptors players to step in and tell the audience not to cheer.

Yikes

What the fuck is "neck ass" supposed to mean

Tweet's been deleted, what did it say?

Honestly did not expect the UFO article (?) to be the one prompting the most right-wing (???) letters this time around

After review, the receiver crossed himself in the Eastern fashion while the pass was in the air. Therefore, by rule, the play is ineligible for review. Buffalo will be charged its second time out. We will assess a ten-second runoff on the game-clock.

I think one reason it doesn't stand out to more people more readily is that it wouldn't be out of place in most private sector workplaces. Obviously the conditions and stakes are different but short of a criminal incident most workplace scandals will be handled by a company's HR department, which exists to protect the…

Texas is a one-party consent state, so this is perfectly legal here. 

“No, Portnoy, fLag, A FLAG!”

Is there any other St. Louis?

Avis? How about Gayvis

Almost 30 years, in fact

Hey, the Bruins have played in Boston for decades

Potentially killing a guy because he threw a stick to the side the wrong way, very cool

Without knowing what her husband does for a living, she markets herself as a "lawyer turned comedian" which probably means she's one of those corporate comedians like Dan Nainan who makes ridiculous money performing terrible routines at company retreats and such

It’s stupid in hockey and it’s stupid here. The other examples don’t involve potentially catastrophic injury. If you want to be petty and throw at a guy, go for his thigh or arm or even his ribs, etc. Aiming for the head is a good way of ruining someone’s life.

I hate when I’m the commissioner of the league preparing for an exciting conclusion to another successful season, and some superfan has a hard time calibrating sometimes exactly where that line is, and as a result there have been conversations that’s taken place to tell him to calibrate the line. Like, I'm trying to…

Honestly struggling to wrap my head around what kind of giant fucking psycho asshole you'd have to be as a manager or pitcher to throw at someone and aim for their head.