You had me at "pulled off by my wife".

I’ve definitely seen defenders very deliberately head the ball away when the kick-taker tries to float one over the wall. Not every free kick is a blast like this.

The free kick takers will often try and shoot the ball under the wall (predicting that the defenders will jump), or pass to a teammate, instead of shooting the way Messi did. Facing the kick allows them to react to that kind of trickery. Defenders are also REALLY good at hitting the ball away with their heads, which…

Evidently he was right to blame her, even if he did so for the wrong reasons

He has nice things to say about players on just about every team, and people respond to that kind of positivity.

I have no regrets

Sorry, he got in trouble with the SEC years ago, but nobody thought Alabama might be involved until now? What have the investigators been doing??

I think it's good, to pass under yellow

Can they please get this “complete facelift” thing sorted out before this Wednesday’s game against City? Thanks.

You’re really running with this huh

Bold of you to assume the other cops out of frame weren't even fatter

1. Because it's good as hell

If you don't want someone to stop and stare at a home run (an objectively cool thing to do), don't let him hit a home run off your pitch

I’m a reasonably in shape guy with a relatively skinny build. Caruso has 7 inches on me and somehow weighs only 10 pounds more than me. What the hell

Find me an islamophobe who can tell the difference between Arab, Iranian, Caucasian, and South Asian Muslims. Once that happens, Islamophobia will cease to be an issue of racism.

https://www.jacobinmag.com/2014/01/the-bad-kind-of-unionism/

He's mad because it's been years since someone thought to call him "The Servant".

Assuming the alleged incident really did happen, I can easily see an apology and attempted compensation center around paying her sibling’s college tuition without a specific figure being brought up. $68,000 just happens to be that figure. I don't think the amount itself is any indication that it's a shakedown.

I’m not a Michigan fan, so no.

Texas Tech has to focus on good defense because the fans in Lubbock can’t count above 60 and the athletic director doesn’t want to confuse them.