First thing that popped into my head was “well I can think of some words that are worse than being called a racist...word you probably say when you think nobody is looking.”

And us “bougie” people prefer the correct spelling: “bourgie”.

While your taste in water is questionable, your nails are fabulous!

“yesha” must be swahili for “you a damn lie.”

BBC is known for pounding its subjects hard and at great length

*whispers*

We all know had the races been reversed and it was a black man who “defended” himself by shooting a white man defending his family, that white man would be called a hero and that brother would be up under the jail and Lawyer-Sheriff Bob would be telling us all how he had no choice but to lock that brother up.

More additions:

Shit, I thought she just looked old.

Of all the things I can’t imagine, being 43 years old and still living in a dorm way is way higher on the list than doing stupid shit and getting called out for it.

#fact

Michael Rappaport.

She beat an elderly man with a brick for no reason...I’ll take immigrants over homegrown assholes any day.

Can you imagine how hard the right would have been trying to impeach Obama if he decided to go off on (ACTUAL fake news) Fox and not take any of their questions?

This one is pretty great as well.

These photos demonstrate why Dennis Rodman is currently America’s diplomat of choice.

Congrats dude.

My advice if you’re not the type to swing a hammer and fix things yourself become friends with a good Handyman willing to do small jobs. Nothing worse than breaking a window or something in the dead of winter and realizing there’s not a contractor around willing to come out for such a small job (and…

Congratulations Damon. It’s nice to have a place to call your own and not have to deal with a landlord. Man, buying my house is quite the story. The best thing I did when I started the process was to create a Trust and insisted the deed was made to the Trust. I refused to sign otherwise. Now it’s time to review all…

Pssh. I beat new Vegas a bunch of times on the easiest difficulty, killing everyone who even remotely inconvenienced me.

I said “Cephus? CEPHUS?!” in surprise and a tin of Murray’s Pomade fell from the sky.