Today is Tuesday, June 19, in the year of our Lord 2018. In Washington, D.C., it’s primary voting day. That, and…
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So what’s for dinner tonight yall? It’s hot as a mf in Chicago so I think I’m gonna order some thai instead of turning my oven on. Hope yall staying cool.
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Up until now, the information has been limited to tweets from reporters and interviews with people who have been…
Sometimes when you force a pregnant woman to put oven cleaner in her vagina as pushiment for not cheating, bad things happen to you.
Talk all that “nigger” shit rocking an entire Jordan fit. The ironing is wrinkle free
I want to be (Drunk) like Mike
Ted Cruz is now totally envisioning Monique nightly while laying next to his wife Dolores (Westworld reference, for the uninitiated).
Illeterate
I mean, of course they are gonna go. Have to get Ovechkin into the White House because he’s a covert agent.
Ugh. I am having one tomorrow and will start the prep in about an hour. I have had diverticular disease and this isn’t my first.
Your move, guns-in-schools-politicians. If you’re not willing to blast yourself in the face with your solution, is it even a solution?
Of course, Golden State’s NBA Finals victory over Cleveland has delivered joy to many different (and occasionally…
Let’s not sleep on the 11/10 shade being thrown by his attorney:
Or better, you can wait until this motherfucker is out of office and not play this game where Trump gets a brief rub from being seen near celebrities and doing the right thing. At the end of the day it’s still about Trump having his ego stroked by famous people, and even if he accidentally does a good thing, it still…
There are so many ways to make that a piece of avant-garde art:
That was a damn good story.
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Or imagine it rapped by the Beastie Boys. Best friend in Kindergarten wouldn’t share the PASTE. Threw him on the floor and I bit him in the FACE (FACE)
Oh, Elmo was not fucking around. That’s just how things go in the Streets tho