Honestly, a lot of nerdy black kids who bcome grown ass black men buy into that “I don’t like black girls because I’m such a nice guy and they all want assholes” mentality, and really it’s just an excuse because almost every man who has referred to himself as a “nice guy” is actually a raging, bleeding asshole. I know…

Somewhere, this asshole is laughing.

David, you forgot the HB Durango, an SUV styled after a sad-looking hippopotamus

Yes, the experience of interpreting R Kelly’s music and lyrics now seems colored by his actions. The “art” in it is now changed into something else. Something repugnant.

The game has changed. It’s like touchdowns in the NFL (either by a QB or caught by a WR). The game has changed so much that stats from the 80's and 90's are completely irrelevant now. You can’t judge records against the past (another funny one is hockey. The 1980's stats are bonkers compared to today. Pointing to them…

Bill Russell. 11 rings. 2 as player/head coach. The dominant player in the era of Wilt Chamberlain and Jerry West.

Yeah, getting precheck is like a modern allegory of the cave, or like when you get a smartphone and then look back at your old clamshell and just shake your head.

We got TSA Precheck before taking a family trip a couple of years ago. I can’t go back now.

I flew for work about a year ago and didn’t have it for the flight out to my destination (I didn’t book my own flight and didn’t even think about adding it before I left). As soon as I arrived at my destination, I was on the…

Bewildered

Oh, FFS ...

That am good grammar for learning in charter schools!

She said her daughter bought her tickets for her but doesn’t know her real name, so she bought them with the name she knows.

Old habits die hard for Melania

Right wingers just love traitors.

Regardless of what you think about Glover can we all please agree he should keep his shirt on? Prince was sexy, he’s somehow skinny and fat at the same time.

You guys can now add ‘randomly beating up women’ to the list of things you support (next to the previous entry - pedophilia). It’s very alpha.

FYI, it’s a Missouri college rather than a Kansas one. Located in KC, MO.

Im literally laughing out loud. Think Mahtook caught some shit in the dugout?