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Golden Rhianna, though? God is good.

I started reading VSB after my sister posted some random thing on Facebook what seems like a decade ago. The joy that it has brought me is immeasurable. Panama, you are my hero even though you are lightskint and own a Chris Duhon Jersey. Damon reassures me that I am not crazy, or at least I’m not the only one. There

Let us all stand, then put an arch in ya back for the real national anthem.

I still have PTSD from Eddie getting blown up.

Heaven. Is. Real.

How long until she throws one at somebody?

It takes a lot of dedication to make your own hoodie. What sane person does that?

Congrats to you and your wife. You on the son, your wife for not allowing tons of posts about living with a pregnant person.

Im a feminist. 

You prove my point. Women will never be your equal.

And how is that not patriarchy?

I love this. I just helped coach my daughter's soccer team and they suuuuuuuucked but I really hope she will remember my attempt to help.

Here is the thing. If we are to treat women with all the rights and responsibilities of adulting we have to hold them accountable when they pick a fight.

I will be the bad guy and ask how many times can I get called a n-word before I beat some white chick's ass in a hallway?

Do gym teachers count? In that case I made it to 6. Or else it was a whole 3 before college. To that point, when my black professors or TAs saw me lighting up white kids they instantly loved me. Ironically, when my white professors saw me lighting up white kids they tried to be my friends too.

I did not see the ad because I have a Netflix and Chill relationship with football now but how could anything bee too racist for Fox News? I’m genuinely afraid to watch the ad.

Next time, key that shit and blame the tow company.  You’ll feel a lot blacker.

My kids will be sleepy at 7:45 tonight. Take the good with the bad.

Carry on tradition, my brother. Carry on tradition. 

The real story is my create-a-character from nba2k5 finally got his recognition.