The last scene in Purple Rain is a great moment in Black history.

#CrimeGoals  I also think this was a doomsday prepper making his last move.

That just made everything better.

“Let me fuck with these Black folks for no reason .”

This was a federal investigation. It wasn't cheap.

People taking pictures with your car is so disrespectful.

Raccoons are about that life. I think they all saw Guardians of the Galaxy and were like Italians after they saw Rocky.

You are a complex indvidual.  I’m actually with you on the carbonated water with a squirt of lime, though.

What flavors?  The whole point is that these drinks taste like carbonated spit.

Congrats, fam. I can't wait to read it and be mad that you didn't come to town so I can make you sign it.

We aren’t getting Melo or Kawahi. How about Michael Beasley? - A Lakers executive. It will be fun to see the Lakers with 5 small forwards on the floor. Fun as in a disaster. Not like fun as in fun.

This entire article triggered the shit out of me.

I was a manager at Mickey D’s during grad school. We would hire college students and they would struggle doing basic things because they overthought it.  We had a woman with a developmental disability and she took to like a duck to water.  Maybe they were giving you a compliment. 

It was a bad joke. That said I took it as more making fun of the people that think it’s the truth (like most of his jokes). His explanation surely didn’t help, though. We should really examine how toxic that explanation is, too. Blaming anything but American Xenophobia is super dangerous. Many liberals are starting to…

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Black people, we can’t afford to be this stupid. Get your fucking shit together and stop buying in to this anti Latino bullshit. They are going through the same shit our great grands did. Don’t Clarence Thomas this.

Church and the Army. Surely those won’t get you killed... Oh, wait.

First weekend in our house, I went outside naked in the rain. Freedom, motherfuckers!

Home ownership is the way to wealth or at least safety. That being said, I do miss being able to call someone and make them fix shit. Now it's my house, my problem  (and my money).

Cephus Cephus is a name that has “Your belligerent cellmate” written all over it. I do not want to hang out with Cephus Cephus.