Step 1. Shut the fuck up and get a good law firm, several financial advisors and an accounting firm lined up. Get everything in line before claiming the winnings and letting the world know you are potential mark.

He goes through the trouble of getting a wig and gluing on a moustache, but he didn’t think to hit up an ATM? Concussions are a bitch.

Food is actually carbon neutral, except when we we use petroleum to produce it, like, you know, with tractors and synthetic fertilizers. My platform: we let the amish produce all our food, and, with the fossil fuel savings, every american get to drive a v8 muscle car.

It’s OK, they hit the whole thing in some truck bed liner.

Hubris. It’s a thing. Would she have emphasized her strengths, she probably would have won. It is rare that a grappler loses against a striker. Hopefully the loss is a useful lesson in humility. I think she was due a small reminder in human fallibility. Great athlete though. Hopefully she has the psychology to bounce…

It’s ok if you want to put forward a wisdom piece, but inverting the old chestnut “strike while the iron is hot” does nothing for your point. Striking while the iron is hot is essential because hot iron is malleable. Striking cold iron would be equivalent to beating one’s head against a wall.