Are...are you allowed to give out A+’s?

I hate this shit.

Is she upset because they cut what was probably a full 6-minute performance into a 2-minute performance? What there was, I thought, was quite beautiful.

I’ve been doing that all summer!

Whenever Twin Peaks isn’t on the air, the other shows should ask ‘Where is Twin Peaks?’ Or ‘Why isn’t Twin Peaks showing right now?’

Maybe it’s Baby’s First Critical Analysis to suggest that Twin Peaks: The Return is an extended meditation on both itself and the original run of episodes, but that’s the most coherent interpretation I have so far. I guess the only insight less piercing than that would be “Dale Cooper symbolically represents the…

You know what they say. If there’s a weak genetic connection, you can’t avoid copulation.

When Audrey walked into the Roadhouse, I yelled at my TV “Eat that, Internet! It’s not a coma!”