You aren't alone. I disliked this episode and felt that I learned nothing about either character. They're miserable, for all the obvious reasons. I didn't need them to verbalize their displeasure with being the brunt of their wives' anger or their fears about being fathers. Their actions to date showed us that…

Final episode last season: "They said someone would die tonight. Cliffhanger?! Bullshit. I'm out."

I'm wondering just how many "Buffy" fans are in the writer's room. How many times was Charisma Carpenter required to utter "Wesley" in reference to her dead ex on "Lucifer"? LOL

The last time we saw Dorothy, wasn't Edgar being borderline rape-y to her? Maybe they're taking some time apart. Or she is and he hasn't figured that part out yet.

Or "New Phone. Who Dis?" I really need to find a way to make that my ring tone.

Any show which allows Katie Nolan to riff on sexism in sports in her own uniquely funny way is going to get a second shot from me. I wasn't sold on the first episode, but the parts seem to be there. I'll hang in there.

I loved Lindsay asking for the "liquid" to go with her pancake butts, instead of syrup. Gotta lube those butts!

I'm holding onto my boot leg jeans with both hands. I live for the future day when I won't have to sausage myself into skinny jeans for the sake of being fashionable anymore.

"And, if you must know, they installed the 2-way mirror because they're siblings and can't partake in each other's tight little bodies. At least this way, they can observe each other's erotic dalliances. Duh."

Eggs ARE cheaper. Although a "Carrie" nightmare really is priceless.

"Need $$$ for dog, food, and beer." COMMAS! They can save the homeless!

That's amazing! Thanks for making me like that line even more than I already did.