SHE LOOKING LIKE A WHOLE DAMN MEAL

LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL BLONDE SON, AERITH IS SO GORGEOUS WHERE AM I SOMEONE HOLD ME

And then they went back to work lol

50,000? At second grade? When most modern dictionaries rarely list over 20,000? When an educated person will know about 8,000? When you will need 2 to 3,000 to read a newspaper?

No but my 29 year old ass has an anxiety disorder!!!!!! How do you enjoy attempting to antagonize people on Deadspin for little to no reason basically every day?

The best part? We can now be done with the stupid magic shit and get back to the far more interesting Machiavellian intrigue.

You should calm down. It’s just a show, dude.

fyi

That’s not a plot hole, that's just a thing that happened in the movie. 

Weird.  My audience cheer/laughed hugely.

An oldie, but still relevant:

The world is not ready for the sheer volume of amateur lawyering we’re about to see.

No, I can’t remember when things were fun. Because I’ve been constantly told that while I was having fun, other people were not having fun. And my having fun meant that I was ignorant of the people who were not having fun, and thus unable to improve or conversely made worse the plight of those not having any fun. So…

The tone of this article, to the fact they had to apologize, to the total nothing level of offense in the messages themselves. The internet outrage culture is so tiresome. 

Remember when things were fun? Like...people had fun, and did fun things, and we all laughed and said, ‘hey, that was fun’? Did I dream all that up? Or was there actually a fun time, before this time, which is decidedly un-fun?

Thank goodness that even though the future in TD2 is bleak, that there is a ray of politically correct sunshine.

“Straw Manning my “answers math”?”

“That is just not true”

I know, like 90% of the “mysteries” were explained at some point during the course of the show, but people need things to be explicitly detailed, because people are morons.

People need to stop saying that there’s zero benefit for the consumer when a game in exclusive. You don’t know what the circumstances are to make a blanket statement like that. Sure maybe it’s true most of the time but not 100% of the time. For example, Bayonetta 2 would not exist if Nintendo didn’t offer to fund it.…