fyi

That’s not a plot hole, that's just a thing that happened in the movie. 

Weird.  My audience cheer/laughed hugely.

An oldie, but still relevant:

The world is not ready for the sheer volume of amateur lawyering we’re about to see.

No, I can’t remember when things were fun. Because I’ve been constantly told that while I was having fun, other people were not having fun. And my having fun meant that I was ignorant of the people who were not having fun, and thus unable to improve or conversely made worse the plight of those not having any fun. So…

The tone of this article, to the fact they had to apologize, to the total nothing level of offense in the messages themselves. The internet outrage culture is so tiresome. 

Remember when things were fun? Like...people had fun, and did fun things, and we all laughed and said, ‘hey, that was fun’? Did I dream all that up? Or was there actually a fun time, before this time, which is decidedly un-fun?

Thank goodness that even though the future in TD2 is bleak, that there is a ray of politically correct sunshine.

“Straw Manning my “answers math”?”

“That is just not true”

I know, like 90% of the “mysteries” were explained at some point during the course of the show, but people need things to be explicitly detailed, because people are morons.

People need to stop saying that there’s zero benefit for the consumer when a game in exclusive. You don’t know what the circumstances are to make a blanket statement like that. Sure maybe it’s true most of the time but not 100% of the time. For example, Bayonetta 2 would not exist if Nintendo didn’t offer to fund it.…

Game developers getting 18% more of your money is a huge benefit to the customer: The game developer can invest more in the games you love, and has less incentive to depend on trashy DLC models.

I can see a game set in Roman times rounding out the “Ancient world trilogy”, but I could never stomach a whole new Rome trilogy. We already have the Ezio trilogy. If they were to revisit any setting from there, I’d much rather see Constantinople.

I feel like people are upset at the wrong thing. They should be more upset that the game still hasn’t gotten a new healing job since 3.0.

The majority of gamers just buy games and play them without spending time interacting in the “community.” 

no fucking way am i tipping hotel staff 10 bucks without them giving me an enthusiastic hand job with eye contact first.

Hmm 2016 was $5, multiply by cost of living inflation, carry the 1, $10. Boy do I wish I my salary had done that in 3 years. 

Fact: Soda takes years off your life.