That’s a commonly used euphemism for sex around these parts. “Hey babe, what say we go break the penis off the pony statue?”

Obviously Kanye’s place is that big for his wife’s ass and his ego.

I love E3. I know it may be full of a bunch of unrealistic promises and canned hype, but I can’t help it. I look forward to ALL the presentations.

It’s basically the female version of Superman’s story and I think it looks awesome. I’m excited for Supergirl in the Arrowverse.

Ugh, the whole female assassin controversy is so wall-bangingly stupid. Female playable characters weren't cut, they were never on the table, because Unity has only one playable character like every AC.

Was that before or after the Cylons attacked?

Surprised the figure isn’t just this area.

This is B.S. EBAY!

The legacy of this game is more nightmarish than anything I ever encountered in Silent Hill.

I’m going to go ahead and be excited for this one boys

If she’d been less of a bitch he wouldn’t have had to get mad!!!!

Maybe if she hadn’t ignored him and especially laughed at him, this would not have happened. I bet she was one of those feminists I hear so much about as of late. All of our world problems can be traced back to feminists.

He did everything right! His whole life! He held the doors for girls, listened to them while they cried about other guys, and lived in the friendzone all the time! THIS WAS THE LAST STRAW.
-future attorney’s argument.

Ugh, why don’t we just give nice guys a chance? This wouldn’t happen if we weren’t such frigid bitches.

What about all the men who don’t stab women? Why don’t we ever hear about that?

(Live-action adaptations only)

I have even better, saved £2000 for this;

Back in my day you had to CATCH pokemon! Now you can just buy them? Bah! Kids these days! Have it too easy!

Hey, remember how the first season of True Detective turned out to be not supernatural at all, and just sort of teased the hell out of us with the mythos stuff (which amounted to exactly nothing, or maybe less than)? Why do you think this season will be any different? Just because the entire internet has decided to be…

It’s a 2.5D platformer that seems like the best idea they’ve had in a while.