If they truly wanted the #1 console, they would’ve waited two years and made it 8x more powerful...but here we are, and this is what we get. I’m sure Nintendo wants it to be the #1 console, sure, but it’s not happening. That’s not the point though, the point is that you seem to think Nintendo is not being aggressive…

There is no “winning” at this point though. Switch likely won’t top PS4 numbers, and that’s fine. They will sell tons of consoles, and there will be a great many games to be had on it, but don’t kid yourself into thinking Red Dead 2 or Destiny 2 or anything of that caliber will be on Switch. It won’t. It’s simply not…

The Switch is the exact opposite as a flop. It is simultaneously their new handheld console as well as their new home console, and its king shit on turd street right now. It is going to have a million games and everyone and their donkey will have one in the coming years.

Indeed.

Why bother saying things if they’re that?

Mmmmmmm Morrowind.

Why the hell not? I’d love higher res versions on consoles, and I’d be willing to wager many others would agree.

It cannot, save for a couple of “classics” they’ve re-trotted back out.

It would be sweet if Valve made an Orange Box 2.0 that included this and the expansions amongst other things for Xbox and PS4. Shit, I’d play Half-Life on Switch!

Dick racing?

All of these sound great. All about it.

You were saying?

But...why? Heavy Rain? NO.

Coming from someone with a warped Switch... hahahahahahaha

Haha, no. December.

To be honest I’ve only played NES on it extensively, but not much SNES, nor any FBA or anything. Retroarch works pretty damn well from what I can tell though, seemingly better than on PSP, but I know full power has yet to be tapped yet, but is supposedly incoming.

Never say never, as we have no idea what the specifics of their contract together even are.

Just don’t update!

It says in the article that it is constructed using stone veneer. So joke or no joke, my point stands.