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Mr. Hands

I don’t “need” to take more pictures, as I previously stated, it’s subtle and more of a tactile issue than a readily apparent visual one.

I’ve been preordering consoles since the N64, so not quite sure why I should’ve thought that they would release a plastic tablet that melts. Certainly going to second guess being an early adopter of Nintendo consoles from here on out, I’ll say that.

Yeah, it’s the chassis. It’s more of a tactile thing, really. It was straight as can be when I unboxed it, and it wasn’t like this within the first 20 or so hours of use. I hadn’t actually undocked it in weeks when I discovered this. I’m going to try and see what can be done by Nintendo tomorrow. Not happy.

I was simply venting, the picture was a request. There’s no getting it...you either see it, or you don’t.

Again, I said it was subtle. Which is still completely unacceptable for a console that’s a month old. How about in a year?

Get better eyes? How can you NOT see how the screen protector is lifted in the middle and the top left corner dips? I said it was subtle, very much unlike people’s reactions.

Really? I’m seeing things, or you’re NOT seeing things? Which is it? It’s warped. It’s subtle, but it’s there.

Gotta love the Internet. “Pic or it didn’t happen” post pic, “it looks fine” .

Yes, I’m sure no one that spends $300+ on a new console would ever be upset about it being fucked up due to a major design flaw a month after launch.

Normal operating temperature, apparently.

It IS visible, it’s just subtle. The splotch in the middle of the screen where the screen protector has come up is SUPER obvious.

Again, this was the only angle that you could clearly see how it dips and comes back up, again, I said it was subtle, not the full on bent look like some others I’ve seen.

Ummmmm, what Nintendo hate posts? Wtf are you talking about? Nintendo has been my favorite since I was six years old. I preordered a Switch, didn’t I?

Really? Why the drama? Smfh.

A dip in the screen is hardly a minuscule detail, and having something like this happen a month after purchase is bullshit. You are looking at a fucking picture, not holding it in your hands.

I knew there would be one of you. Congrats.

Seriously? I don’t remember that, and I dicked around with all of that business. Huh. Talk about fucking permadeath!

This is the best angle I could get to show how it’s warped, as it’s more in the middle and upper left middle of the tablet. It dips on the top left, and almost feels rounded on the back, though pictures really didn’t show that much. Notice the blotch towards the middle of the screen, that’s where the adhesive came up