Yeah, it’s personal, but it could be worse to not say anything at all and to have to deal with hearing people congratulate them continuously or carry on as though they are still pregnant. That’s painful. I waited until I was 16 weeks until I announced my 1st pregnancy on Facebook and then terminated once we found out…

Not to be all damsel in distress or anything, but he sounds like a super dreamy fiancee. (Don’t tell my fiancee)

If you want to see him be genuinely attractive, go watch Generation Kill.

You should definitely watch What Maisie Knew.

As someone whose first CD was Crazy, Sexy, Cool and first VHS tape was Hocus Pocus, it's like my life has come full circle.

I'm going to quit my job and just devote my life to being an Ariana Grande's Ponytail truther.

One time I asked if I could call the zoo for a story and was told that I need to stop requesting to bother people on company time and that the people at the zoo have very important jobs that don't include answering my questions about whether raccoons can, in fact, read.

Look at this sloth being a lazy bum and eating all the fucking crudité. I love him.

This cat isn't high, but someone posted it yesterday and I can't stop staring at it. Though if it helps, I was high when I saw it.

Look at her eyes!